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srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

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2damnfeisty:

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

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#staywoke

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mybelovedmirage:

methbusters:

What if we never grew out of our baby cry

Calm down with the ideas, Satan.

(via methbusters)

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When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get afraid about what they’re going to do.
by A girl in my creative writing class said this in response to a story we read about witnessing intimate partner violence and it really fucked with my head because I’ve never, ever, ever, thought of it that way.  (via bl-ossomed)

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i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me

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willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

(via oh-kar)

sk-interest:

eightails:

petitestruensee:

Robin Williams bonding with Koko, the gorilla, to quell your sads. 

makes me so happy and sad

I cant not have this on my blog

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messrsmoonywormtailpadfoot:

best photos ever

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buttify:

(っ◕‿◕)っ All the pale and all the butts ☁